Jennifer is sitting on the sofa between Beavis and Butthead
Jennifer: As promised, it's give away time. What do I have? you ask. Well, it's non other than intellecual property.
Jennifer lifts the book from her lap and shows it to the audience.
Jennifer: Yes, It's Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks" book. Forget "War and Peace," forget "The Iliad," Read this book, and you can say things like -
Jennifer hit's Butthead on the head with the book. He changes his facial expression to a "duh" look.
Butthead: huh huh huh huh
Jennifer hits Beavis on the head with the book. He changes his facial expression to a stupid with-out-a-clue look.
Beavis: heh heh heh heh
Jennifer: I have ten free copies to give away. So the first ten replies in out e-mail box wins. Send Internet email to email@example.com So go run to your computer now. Thanks for watching, and I'll see you next time in Cyberia
Fade to black.